New E-Learning Course Now Available: 3 Hot Tips for Avoiding Your Painful Past!
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How to Know If Avoiding Your Painful Past Right For You?
Have you ever been through something hard? Something traumatic? Something that happened to you that you wish never happened? Something that caused you a lot of pain?
If your answer to any of these questions was YES, then you are in the right place!
Have you ever had the sneaking suspicion that the event had more of an impact on you than you’d like to admit? Have you created novel and interesting ways to avoid thinking about the fact that you were victimized? Are you an expert at taking ownership for things that aren’t yours to own?
If your answer to any of these questions was YES, then you are OFF TO A GREAT START in avoiding hard things from your past! Read on!
If you think I’m going to tell you that its time to drop the facade and face the fact that you may have been through something bad or you may have been victimized, don’t worry - I won’t! I’m on your side! I’m here to help you take your efforts TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!
Here at Read the Instructions, I am pleased to announce the release of a REVOLUTIONARY NEW PROGRAM curated for people JUST LIKE YOU!!
So without further ado, introducing…
Rose Reads the Instructions: 3 Hot Tips for Avoiding Your Painful Past!
1. Pick a Career You Can Throw Yourself Into
First, in order to most successfully avoid your past, it is important that you find something that can keep you busy for decades. And what better way to do that than to pick a career field that is extremely engaging, challenging, and impressive!
You’ll know you are on the right track if the training for your career field is really tough. Make sure that even after you complete the required training, the career field will require you to continually learn and also force you to be enmeshed in truly maddening politics so that any blank space in your mind will always be filled up with learning, thinking, stress, anxiety, and other career enhancing space-fillers so that you never, ever need to think too much about other things!
Seems too easy to be true? It’s not! Actually it might kind of suck a lot of the time! But follow this step and your painful past is guaranteed to stay in the past where it belongs!
Concerned that Hot Tip #1 will never work for you? Here at Read the Instructions, we want you to know that you have the freedom to find the way to avoid your painful past that is right for YOU. And with that… Hot Tip #2!
2. Have Kids
What better way to avoid thinking about yourself and your painful past than to have kids, right?
Correct!!
Consider the many ways that children will help you avoid your past. First, you’ll be pregnant - or you’ll be supporting your pregnant partner. This alone will take up 9 months of your life! Just think, morning sickness, cleaning up vomit, aching backs, preparing the nursery. All of these will completely fill your mind and exhaust you!
But wait, you’d rather adopt? That’s ok! Just think about how much time you will spend studying how to help your child adjust to new surroundings and trying to learn how to be a good parent to a child who has experienced loss. Not only will this fill the 9 months of preparation time, but you will likely need to continue studying this for many more years!
But what about when baby arrives?
You’ll be in survival mode for several years where the only thing you can think about is wishing you could take a nap. We offer a 100% no-questions-asked money back guarantee that you will NOT face your painful past at any point during this time!
But wait, it gets better!
Next you will spend the better part of two decades almost exclusively focused on trying to keep your child fed, clothed, educated, out of jail, out of the hospital, and entertained! You will have hardly any time to think about yourself, let alone your painful past!!
And even if you manage to find time to think during these years, do not fret! You will have neither any emotional energy nor any money leftover for resources to help you face your painful past!
Does this all sound too good to be true?? Trust us, it’s not. It’s gonna be hard as hell. But you WILL be able to avoid your painful past.
**Studies have shown that combining Tip #1 and Tip #2 are incredibly effective in pushing you towards your goals of never, ever, ever having to face your painful past!!!**
But Rose, I don’t have kids. And I’m not sure I picked the right career. Can I still succeed at avoiding my painful past? Remember, here at Read the Instructions we we are committed to your journey in avoiding your painful past and we believe we can help everyone succeed. Read on for Hot Tip #3.
3. Build Walls and Don’t Trust Anyone™
This is the secret sauce my friends. The magic ingredient that will allow you to continue to avoid your painful past not only for weeks, months, or years - but for decades. Yes, you heard that right. Decades.
This one may sound hard, but I promise, anyone can do it. You simply need to build a rock hard exterior and create an impossible to navigate labyrinth of obstacles to guard your heart from ever being hurt again.
And I know what you’re thinking.
But what do you do when someone is just a little toooo kind, honest, and loving and they are getting wayyy too close to meeting all the complex impossible-to-meet criteria for trustworthiness that you have developed?
Didn’t we tell you we would be there every step of the way?
Remember who created these impossible rules to begin with? That’s right - YOU did! So what does that mean? That means you can change the rules for entry anytime you want! You WILL be safe inside your walls and you WILL be able to avoid your painful past.
We have a lot of clients who still worry. They say… “Yeah but, I have some friends, and I love my family. Will that ruin everything? Is it hopeless and I’ll just never be able to avoid my painful past forever?”
Friends, this is where the world class testing methodologies we use here at Read the Instructions really set us apart.
Through years of in depth testing and studying family members we have learned that even if you manage to create a few solid and reasonably healthy connections in your life - you can still avoid your painful past for periods of 30 and even 60 YEARS!
By now you are probably thinking:
This is AMAZING, where do I SIGN UP? Dear Client, I’ll tell you!!
Simply READ BELOW!
THE ANSWERS ARE HERE!!!
…If you were laughing nervously while you read this, crying, shedding a tiny tear that doesn’t really count as crying because after-all it’s tough for you to cry, questioning, doubting, already planning exactly who you are going to forward this post to, doubting your life choices, starting to feel depressed wondering how many years have passed you by, really struggling to resist the urge to stop reading and saying fuck-this-shit-I’m-fine-goddammit, or simply wondering if the course that you have already developed to avoid your painful past has been even more thorough and more effective than the one I outlined here - I’m here to tell you:
Take a deep breath. It’s going to be ok.
You can face this. You can do this. You can love and be loved.
Yes, it is going to hurt. But yes, we will do this together.
And… you know what else? The future is really f*cking bright. Like sun in your eyes while trying to look at an eclipse without eye protection kind of bright. Beauty and peace you never knew was possible.
I promise, we got this. 100% money-back guarantee.
With much love,
~Rose.
This is such a good "Here's what NOT to do list". I really like the style you wrote this and the various ways and (I'm guessing) sarcastic tones you share. I enjoyed reading it so have subscribed.
An amazing and unnerving read😅